Egypt

Things in Egypt are getting crazier by the day.Thousands of Egyptians have taken time off from building pyramids and they are rioting.. these are hardcore riots my friends,it makes whatever happens at Sathosa Budget shops look childish. What they want is a new government without Mubarak. People say that he`s not fit to rule the country and that's not because he doesn`t walk like an Egyptian or because he doesn't have a camel toe inscribed on his forehead but because he`s a crook who`s involved in a lot of pyramid schemes. (no pun intended).

The rest of the world hopes and prays that things will be ok  soon,I decided to join them in prayer not because Im a goody goody humanitarian but cuz Im just sick and tired of seeing pyramids every time I switch on the T.V.

Some optimist once said that if there is a will there is always a way, that my friends is the gospel truth. The "Living" proof of it would be Hugh Hefner. The 84 Year old who`s currently doing (what I meant to say was that they are married) a chick who`s 24.. he proved to the world that the only hard on he has is not his headstone which is the usually case with people that old.

Today`s lesson is  :  If there's a will and a pharmacy with Viagra. You will find a way (If you are lucky enough you might even find your way in to something other than a goat or a tree)

Geography

What I realized during the last 24 years is that a lot of foreign beings have no idea where or what Sri Lanka is!!! telling them that its near India doesnt help either, most people know India as the land of babul,tikka masala and people with really really bad body odor.. but they have no idea where it is on the world map. Life gets even more difficult because we are a dot right under India. (sigh Its depressing innit... )

 I had to spend two whole hours shampooing my hair while listening to that "your hair is everywhere" song by Dashboard Confessional to get it !!!.and I finally got it!!!

I figured out how to explain where Sri Lanka is !! (FYI :: I didn't rush out of the bathroom all naked and soaped up, I wish I did.... but then again nooo... not many people like to see me with clothes on.. just imagine what itll be like for them to see me without em... )

Its very simple.. Let me give it step by step

1. Ask them to get a world map
2. Get them to spread it (I mean the map... )
3. Ask them to look for a country that looks like a giant jangiya, aka underwear (Everyone knows bout undies so theyll find it in no time)
4. Once they`ve found the granny panty that is India ask them to look for a small dot right below it (dont tell them its the dot below the underwear.. tell them its the dot below the country that looks like an underwear that we so lovingly call India)

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Ahhh happy independence day to all of you!! I know its a little late.. but hey better late than never eh?.

I will get to blog independently for a couple of days because I have a whole week to myself, therefore I can safely point out the fact that my hands will either be on the keyboard or "somewhere only we know" like the buggers from Keane say.