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So I had a little chat with one of my friends, and he was going onnnn and oonnnn and onnnnn about how he misses his ex. Aparently he wants to let go but he can`t...  it bloody went on for about an hour and a half without the fitting Emo music in the background which is kinda stale, I would`ve actually enjoyed it with a little bit of Secondhand Serenade.. but anyway this shit got me thinking... I mean missing your ex even though you try hard to forget her is like being constipated innit. You really really want to chug that shit but you cant ... damn but its a pity that papaya doesn`t help with problems like this neda meya ?

Shoeshi

We talked about the influx of wannabe photographers in the country a couple of weeks back, but have you ever wondered why all the hi-tech cameras with features like Auto zoom,Auto focus,Auto Ejaculate..etc come from China and Japan ?

Well the answer is very simple. The people living in those parts have squishy eyes,which makes it utterly impossible for them to differentiate between a flag pole and a granny panty..
Have a look at Yung ho here if you dont believe me.

I don`t mean to sound insensitive like Jann Arden here, but its pretty understandable that these people actually need cameras with all these features just so that they can take a decent picture to stare at when they`re not too busy eating snakes. But what I don`t get is why people who can see properly have to spend hundreds of thousand rupee notes to get these cameras... Its like getting a dildo when you have a cock..

On an Island in the sun.. we`ll be playin` and havin` fun

Hey Village people,
Guess what I came across when I was looking for Punani on Google!!

"Punani may refer to:
  Punani, a small hamlet in Sri Lanka made famous in 1920 by a man-eating leopard" - wikipedia

Shit fuck damn... we don't have to go anywhere for Punani we have it right here in our wonderful country. No wonder they call it the small miracle..

Maybe we should make it sound a little kinky and start calling it "Punani Island", throw in a couple of roads bridges and casinos and start Punani tourism, or maybe we could start a hospital there, just imagine how fun it`ll be to hear Aunt Beatrice saying "My husbands getting a transplant at Punani Island" or "Hes getting treated at Punani Island".. or what if we have a high security prison, like Guantanamo bay fuck that`ll be downright awesome, I can just picture some of the news headlines "Prisoners escape from Punani Island!", "Sentenced to serve at Punani Island","Riots at Punani Island.." (Ok the last one was a little too much, Kinda reminded me of PMS..)

Just think a minute :P