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So I had a little chat with one of my friends, and he was going onnnn and oonnnn and onnnnn about how he misses his ex. Aparently he wants to let go but he can`t...  it bloody went on for about an hour and a half without the fitting Emo music in the background which is kinda stale, I would`ve actually enjoyed it with a little bit of Secondhand Serenade.. but anyway this shit got me thinking... I mean missing your ex even though you try hard to forget her is like being constipated innit. You really really want to chug that shit but you cant ... damn but its a pity that papaya doesn`t help with problems like this neda meya ?

Shoeshi

We talked about the influx of wannabe photographers in the country a couple of weeks back, but have you ever wondered why all the hi-tech cameras with features like Auto zoom,Auto focus,Auto Ejaculate..etc come from China and Japan ?

Well the answer is very simple. The people living in those parts have squishy eyes,which makes it utterly impossible for them to differentiate between a flag pole and a granny panty..
Have a look at Yung ho here if you dont believe me.

I don`t mean to sound insensitive like Jann Arden here, but its pretty understandable that these people actually need cameras with all these features just so that they can take a decent picture to stare at when they`re not too busy eating snakes. But what I don`t get is why people who can see properly have to spend hundreds of thousand rupee notes to get these cameras... Its like getting a dildo when you have a cock..

On an Island in the sun.. we`ll be playin` and havin` fun

Hey Village people,
Guess what I came across when I was looking for Punani on Google!!

"Punani may refer to:
  Punani, a small hamlet in Sri Lanka made famous in 1920 by a man-eating leopard" - wikipedia

Shit fuck damn... we don't have to go anywhere for Punani we have it right here in our wonderful country. No wonder they call it the small miracle..

Maybe we should make it sound a little kinky and start calling it "Punani Island", throw in a couple of roads bridges and casinos and start Punani tourism, or maybe we could start a hospital there, just imagine how fun it`ll be to hear Aunt Beatrice saying "My husbands getting a transplant at Punani Island" or "Hes getting treated at Punani Island".. or what if we have a high security prison, like Guantanamo bay fuck that`ll be downright awesome, I can just picture some of the news headlines "Prisoners escape from Punani Island!", "Sentenced to serve at Punani Island","Riots at Punani Island.." (Ok the last one was a little too much, Kinda reminded me of PMS..)

Just think a minute :P

Scratch and click

You know, I`ve been thinking.. there's been a shit load of DJs and Photographers coming in to the scene as of late.. it looks as if everyone wants to take pictures of mash up tunes, What on earth happened to the good old days when kids thought of growing weed or when kids wanted to start their own glue factory so that they can sniff glue all they want??  If this trend continues we`ll have to have turntables for breakfast and kodak for lunch...

But what most of these ambitious young uns of today don`t get is that not every one can be a DJ or a photographer, just because you upload a couple of pictures of facebook and add a copyright symbol doesn`t mean that you`re it and most importantly you cant consider yourself to be a photographer just because you have a camera and think you are misunderstood (heck if you are misunderstood call sumithrayo or start a blog like me) and DJs wannabe`s let me burst your bubble too.. just because you are pretty good at scratching yourself doesn't mean that you`ll do well on the turn table, forget the console go see a doctor.. get yourself checked for STDs! that's more contagious than anything.

EASTER

Happy Easter to all of my subjects, hope all of you had fun exchanging eggs

Im sure some of you might`ve even gone the extra mile and fertilized them too, good for you. Give yourself a pat on the back, enjoy it while it lasts and start banging your head on the wall  a little later when she who holds the eggs start craving.

Hand job anyone ??

Cave sex

Did you hear the news ???
Scientists claim to have found the first gay man in the history of mankind. He actually lived way before Boy George and Elton John and doesn't even show the slightest resemblance to the two, but T-shirt printers around the world are working on an evolution chart to justify that Elton and the boy are from the same tribe.

This my subjects was a cave man who lived in the  Czech Republic, whose remains are over 5000 years old which is totally cool, but Its kind of a let down when you consider how they arrived at the conclusion. You me or any other right minded and socially responsible person would think that they found this man with his 5000+ year old penis inside another cave mans butt.. but no! he was apparently buried in a graveyard reserved for cave women.. WTF !!?!! what an anticlimax ...just when i thought that VIVID entertainment was gonna make a killing by selling the first authentic cave man gay porn..

I feel sorry for the catholic priests though.. now whenever they raise their voice about total gayness Adam Lambert and that Ingram can always say that their ancestors had it up other mens butts even before Catholicism was though of.