Did you hear the news ???
Scientists claim to have found the first gay man in the history of mankind. He actually lived way before Boy George and Elton John and doesn't even show the slightest resemblance to the two, but T-shirt printers around the world are working on an evolution chart to justify that Elton and the boy are from the same tribe.
This my subjects was a cave man who lived in the Czech Republic, whose remains are over 5000 years old which is totally cool, but Its kind of a let down when you consider how they arrived at the conclusion. You me or any other right minded and socially responsible person would think that they found this man with his 5000+ year old penis inside another cave mans butt.. but no! he was apparently buried in a graveyard reserved for cave women.. WTF !!?!! what an anticlimax ...just when i thought that VIVID entertainment was gonna make a killing by selling the first authentic cave man gay porn..
I feel sorry for the catholic priests though.. now whenever they raise their voice about total gayness Adam Lambert and that Ingram can always say that their ancestors had it up other mens butts even before Catholicism was though of.
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