Black Metal

For years black metal has been looked down on due to its anti christian implications. Some even went to the extent of calling it the devils music. Let us not dwell on this genres religious implications, but focus  on other attributes of the genre that make it abominable to any self righteous god loving conditioner using critter.

Not only do these musicians promote violence, they also promote unprotected sex,drugs and alcohol, but it doesn't stop there my friends, these so called musicians who are idolized by Black metal music lovers the world over also promote bad grooming habits.  Take a look at the picture below..

It shows the founder of the band Gorgoroth, who shows signs of balding in his early thirties, this matter is aggravated by dandruff flakes that are clearly seen forming on his scalp, the situation has become so hard to control that a professional photographer couldnt even touch up the final picture to get rid of the dandruff...I`m no hair and beauty emo expert but from what I gather.. It wont be long till he grows as bald as Satan. *sprinkle holy water on your monitor* can I hear you say the H word???* heyy yaaa can I hear you say the H word ???

The second picture is also of the aforementioned infernus, this picture shows how yellow his  teeth are. Too much oral sex and beer thats what did it... to think that they have toothbrushes in Norway !!!!

Do we want our kids to grow up like this ?? do you want your kids to come up to you with bad body ordour or bad breath and ask for money to buy a black metal record ?? Answer me?? *Sprinkle more holy water*

 Black metal isnt going against god alone, its going against emo`s who love to sprinkle on their mums perfume (regardless of whether the emo kid  is male or female- well you cant expect much from males that wear pink t-shirt when the universal colour for males is blue neda :P ) and adorn themselves with pink t-shirts and pink slippers and walk around with a thesaurus just so that we can shower an unsuspecting victim with words that juxtapose anthropocentric views they hold with all the alacrity we can muster up whilst the black metal heads Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarr-hounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk. (thats a real word btw)

... i think i stretched my brain a lil too much to continue writing