The sarong clad pot smoking trishaw dudes have been bitching at a rate, and to my surprise the ones who wear trousers and smoke marijuana are doing the same thing!! they are bitching !! (oh btw Pot and Marijuana mean the same thing.. i.e for the benefit of all the emo kids who`ve been too busy to read up about drugs thanks to their busy cutting schedules... I`m no expert but It might save you time if you use something other than Aunt Hilda`s butter knife..)
I wanted to get to the bottom of this.. and guess where I ended up.. down lucifers bottom... Yes!!! Lucifer has a side business... (he`s not selling vaseline to prostitutes in Gampaha..) He`s running a meter taxi business, you might have seen one in your neighbourhood too.. Its hard to miss.. It says LUCIFER PUTHA on the back and the meter starts at 666 (Once again for you emo boys and girls It`s not a short code for Pizza Hut .. it is .......... ........ the number of the BEAST... now dont ask me whether its the lochness monster...) I`ve even added a picture for all you non believers,SO THERE *struts off majestically*

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