Of Dinosaurs and Castrates

I was skipping along to boyzone`s love is a hurricane and i almost got my feet tangled up in the rope after I heard the latest news from the world of Paleontology! The long necked veggy consuming critter, the dinosaur that introduced the wonders of grass to mankind is apparently a myth!!! Yes folks the brontosaurus is right up there with Pamela Anderson`s tits and Oprah's compassion when weighed on the universal scale of fakeness. Ill have to get rid of all my bronto toys, specially the ones that say that it walks like the real one, but this is just a first in a long line of disappointments scientists have got in-store for us in 2011. It wont be long till someone comes up and says that the castrati was a figment of some historians imagination. (Ill let you wonder why a historian would waste countless hours thinking about men who have their balls chopped off..) the only reason  why it hasn't been leaked yet is because scientists would have to break their backs trying to explain how acts like the Beegees,Adam lambert,Adam Levine and Shihan Mihiranga hits those high notes  whilst having their testicles intact, and they will also have to explain how certain morning show hosts have bass voices even though they don`t have balls to begin with...