I woke up in the afternoon with morning breath.. but then again i`m too self obsessed to admit it. The mind is a funny thing I think its already built up a mechanism that automatically makes me hold my breath till i brush my teeth, that's why its hard to breath early in the morning or in this case the afternoon, and its definitely not the shit load of cigarettes I smoked that's making me feel out of breathe. Damn aren't I reasonably good at reasoning.
So I`m on my bed thinking about life whilst slipping my hands down my pants to scratch my scrotum (my sack! - that's for the benefit of people who don't have balls or haven't been around them too much to know).. and life sucks balls, not ping pong balls but testicles, my friend my drummer and my homophobic little homosexual is in the hospital, things are pretty bad he wouldn't be able to move for at least two months, the Doctors asked him to Try (notice the capital T - i wanted that word to stand out) walking after about two and a half months. So its pretty depressing to see one of your best friends sprawled on the bed kinda reminds me of the blob of black ink that i`m crazy over these days (fuck I said that.. damn i should have a heart no.. but heck that's what it looks like.. honest ) What the doctors didn't tell my friend was that it might take up to four months till he can jerk off! I can just imagine all the tension building up in his scrotum, what can I say bro I feel you coz I haven't been putting my testicles to good use for a while.. but then again that's by choice... but do recover soon I miss you! (taddaaa an emo moment - i`m sure that's enough to give you an emo boner!)
And to add to all of that my testicles seem to give me grief, they scratch a lil more than last week..yes the week before Christmas.. I think Santa had finally given me STDs instead of an SUV.
I`m gonna be optimistic coz I just started my day . So lets just say that its much better to wake up every morning/afternoon with an STD than reindeer breath ???
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