(h)EAR (h)EAR

Oh good morning my subjects its a beautiful day isn`t it?? I must admit blogging has its perks... you might wonder why I say that, its simply because my sanctimonious bitching got me some results for once. I have FOUR followers (that`s probably all Ill acquire in my lifetime but that's beside the point innit?) I only wish my bitching had the same effect on our finance department... Im underpaid atleast thats what the voices in my head tell me! or not forgetting my wallet which seems to deflate thanks to everything else that inflates. Screw that.. let me take this opportunity to thank you for being smart enough to click on the follow button! you rock!! you do to me what diamond shaped pills do to Josh Groban! (if you want more details refer the lyrics of his hit single You Raise me Up)

The wagging of critical tongues have begun.. but Im as optimistic as an 80year old lady who thinks that the wonder bra is the answer to saggy tits!..this means that at least one person out there thinks I'm serious!! (WII!! or is it whee?...anyway..).I was told that I have to focus on punctuation and that i should break my sentences in an orderly manner, but I was wondering friends doesn't that beat the purpose of blogging? Isn`t a blog a place where you let your emotions flow??? Wouldn`t punctuation be like putting a comma or a full stop when you have diarrhea?? Im sure most of you know how it feels when that happens, well thats how I feel about punctuation  But I do appreciate your input, like Vincent Van Gogh did, ok....he didn't get a lot of criticism for his art but people started talking SHIT when he decided to cut off his left ear and mail it to the girl he wanted to impress. Those harsh words helped him regain his conscience my friends, just imagine how chaotic it would`ve been if he didn`t and if it caught up??? Chicks will be up to their ears in ears!!  So I will once again try out the punctuation thing if not you'll be up to your ears in metaphorical bogs on this blog.