Oink

Ohh Im back happy new year, like i said sometime back gods been kind to all you drunkards, he put it on a saturday so that you'll have two whole days to find your way back home. So Im assuming that you`ve passed the stage where you fanny about.

New year is the time of year when non emo people tend to become emo, the new year greetings i got were just pathetic some of the "macho" metal heads out there sent me stuff that starts like "its a brand new year time to wipe those tears.." wtf!!! I guess everyone`s trying hard to make things rhyme with year - so fear,tear,near,dear and all those crappy words made it to the list.. but how come beer didn`t??? New year is all about drinks and drunks for as long as I can remember. (I for a fact love drinks and drunks (who dont puke on you))

Dear Uncle dont fear
your cholesterol might be here
right up with your blood sugar
but Im sure you can drink beer
Dont you shed a tear
when your hearts bout to explode
coz we who love you
have no choice but to be near..

there we go.. why cant people settle for something like that..

And for gods sake whats this shit about lighting a lamp or a candle to dispel your fears, may the light take you.... blah blah blah.. all you fuckers are contributing to global warming and if this continues we prolly wouldn't have new years to celebrate.

Fire crackers are the other thing, I was sick (that's why I couldn't post anything crappy on the page..I had all the H1NI symptoms but my doctor said that I should only worry if I say OINK.. I only manage to spurt out the word ink at the moment so Im an O away from being a swine. O some issnit it ) However I was trying to get my beauty sleep and these fuckers started lighting crackers at bloody 10pm that is kinda premature.. Looks like most people in my neighborhood have premature ejaculation... Now you know where I come from.. I come from a hood where people cream their pants and stain their sarongs. Rathmalana !!