A good farmer wakes up every morning and checks out the number of eggs that his hens lay, I wake up and count the number of hits I get on my blog. I must admit, it makes me feel that I'm totally contributing to the betterment of the mankind. I do to mankind what Kei$ha does to people who get slizzered, or what Chandrika did for Satellites!
Its been more than 48 hours since I started making this place a better place for each and every stake holder (for best results read that part again with Micheal Jackson's Heal the world playing in the back ground ) and I'm happy to say that the number of hits have increased drastically, which could possibly be because I found what the refresh button on Mozilla Firefox does, but whats pathetic is the fact that no one has decided to follow me.. Does this mean I'm (sobs) Un-Stalk Worthy (sobs again twice to enhance the dramatic effect )??? Answer me!! (switches on the cd player and plays The Belle of the Boulevard by Dashboard Confessional and waits for a response)
(A couple of minutes pass,and I finally manage to master the depressed emo look) Why??? Whyy??? isn`t anyone answering me?? Whyyy isn`t anyone following me? Is it because I have body odour or it is because I look like a breast implant gone wrong? For the love of Silicon Answer Meeee!!! (No response.. and the song comes to a dramatic end. Shuffles to find the Blue October album and puts on Hate me) You don`t understand me, no one does I'm so misunderstood I think its high time I call myself an artist. This blog will be a canvas for I am an artist those who don`t follow me will suffer the fate of a constipated sea lion that's got its penis glued on to an iceberg. I will unleash my wrath as soon as I get this fringe to look pretty and you`ll never get to lay an egg ever in your life.. ever.... you will only be a curry chicken.. not the broilers but a mere curry chicken.
there's always the Easter Bunny and he has eggs for everyone
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